fun fact: “nolo” is latin for “do not want” so if someone says yolo you can say nolo and they’ll think its just a stupid comeback but in all actuality you’re speaking latin which is classy as shit so haha the jokes on them
and it means “(you’re) embarrassing” in finnish so it’s double joke on them
Gryffindor is just the default house.
You’re a Slytherin? Ew, I bet you’re an evil bitch too.
Ravenclaw? Ugh, NERD!
Hufflepuffs are useless and good for nothing.
TOM BAKER CAME ONSCREEN AND MY DAD ALMOST FELL OUTBOF HIS CHAIR AND HE WAS SCREAMING “THATS MY DOCTOR, THATS HIM.” AND IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL